24 Kasım 2012 Cumartesi

Öğretmenler Günü Kutlu Olsun




ultras/Movement blog olarak bütün öğretmenlerimizin gününü kutlarken, dersle güzel oyun futbolu iç içe geçirip, okula koşa koşa gelmemize vesile olanlara tekrardan saygılar sevgiler...


-l'm Ms Hughes. lt's not Miss, it's not Mrs. Ms, OK?
-Practise? Say it after me. Ms Hughes. -Come on.
-Ms Hughes.
-Fine.
-Don't forget.
-Right, l'm gonna start off today
-by telling you a few things l like
-and a few things l DON'T like.
-Yeah, all right. All right.
-All right, that's enough football.-Now, ''Of Mice and Men''.
-How many of you managed to, uh,
-get all the way through it?
-Steven, you've got your hand in the air.
-You've not read it?
-Yes, sir.
-What happens in the end?
-He shoots him, sir.
-Who shoots who?
-The little bloke shoots the big bloke.
-He's right, sir.
-l'm leaving because there's no point carrying on.
-lf l've got Steven Downing to read a book,
-there's no challenges left.
-My career can only go downhill.
-Better be about the book, Robert.
-No, sir. lt's about Alan Smith.
-Yeah, well, later.
-What about him?
-Mr Ashworth, have you got a moment?
-Sorry, but the noise from here
-makes it impossible to concentrate next door.
-You'll get used to it.
-l don't want to get used to it.
-l want to do some work,
-not listen to moronic football chanting.
-QUlET!
-Out! Out!
-Hold your hands up in the air!
-Offside! Linesman!
-YOU'RE the linesman!
-My God!
-Right, clap.
-Show he's done the right thing.
-We don't have linesmen, sir.
-Applaud the referee, then.
-Jesus, doesn't matter.That'll do for today.
-Right. See you tomorrow, Sarah.
-All right.
-l was the naive,stupid new teacher, you were the cynical old hand?
-What?
-The snorting when l asked a question.
-Snorting? l was reading the football reports. l never listen at staff meetings.
-This has got to be a pose, this football stuff.
-You pretend to be a yob for a bit of street cred?
-ls this 'cause my kids were enjoying their lesson?
-Well, all kids enjoy a riot. Actually teaching them something is a lot harder!

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